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schrute
11-04-2010, 09:05 PM
I understand my ass has been missed for sometime. I have returned to satiate your urges. All I ask is that we sit in a circle, hold hands, and sing the following:

What do tigers dream of, when they take a little tiger snooze.
Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her catwoman suit.
Don't you worry your pretty stripped head we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed.
And they we're gonna find our bestfriend Doug and then we're gonna give him a bestfriend hug.
Doug, Doug, Oh, Doug Douggie Douggie Doug Doug.
But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweekers, well then we're shit out of luck.

--Schrute

Diehr_Wolf
11-04-2010, 11:04 PM
Sorry Schrute, Your ass has been replaced. I'd like you to meat (haha) Crazy, and our backup Pooh.

Pooh Bear
11-04-2010, 11:40 PM
BACKUP!!! Fuck you man!


I love MR. Dwight SCHRUTE

dont let Jim make fun of you so much :)

church
11-05-2010, 06:15 AM
hey Schrute you should try punching yourself in the face, its satisfying yet confusing.

Panda
11-05-2010, 07:56 AM
or stick you hands down your pants and squeeze!!!! like you mean it!!!!!



o yea hi schruteee!

Ciros
11-05-2010, 08:52 AM
hmmmm schrute's ass.

capt willard
11-05-2010, 03:19 PM
The question is: has Schrute killed Baba yet?

Smurficus
11-05-2010, 04:15 PM
that must be where he's been, doing time or avoiding the authorities

C4NDYM4N
11-11-2010, 04:55 PM
suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup......... ..crazy does have a tight ass........well used to

Hellsent
11-18-2010, 08:30 PM
schruuuute!!!