View Full Version : Schrute's Ass

11-04-2010, 09:05 PM
I understand my ass has been missed for sometime. I have returned to satiate your urges. All I ask is that we sit in a circle, hold hands, and sing the following:

What do tigers dream of, when they take a little tiger snooze.
Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her catwoman suit.
Don't you worry your pretty stripped head we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed.
And they we're gonna find our bestfriend Doug and then we're gonna give him a bestfriend hug.
Doug, Doug, Oh, Doug Douggie Douggie Doug Doug.
But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweekers, well then we're shit out of luck.


11-04-2010, 11:04 PM
Sorry Schrute, Your ass has been replaced. I'd like you to meat (haha) Crazy, and our backup Pooh.

Pooh Bear
11-04-2010, 11:40 PM
BACKUP!!! Fuck you man!

I love MR. Dwight SCHRUTE

dont let Jim make fun of you so much :)

11-05-2010, 06:15 AM
hey Schrute you should try punching yourself in the face, its satisfying yet confusing.

11-05-2010, 07:56 AM
or stick you hands down your pants and squeeze!!!! like you mean it!!!!!

o yea hi schruteee!

11-05-2010, 08:52 AM
hmmmm schrute's ass.

capt willard
11-05-2010, 03:19 PM
The question is: has Schrute killed Baba yet?

11-05-2010, 04:15 PM
that must be where he's been, doing time or avoiding the authorities

11-11-2010, 04:55 PM
suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup......... ..crazy does have a tight ass........well used to

11-18-2010, 08:30 PM